My name is Malcolm McLaren.
I have brought you many things in my time,
but the most succesful of all
is an invention of mine they acll
"punk-rock"
Let me start from the beginning....
If I just helped form them
Make sure they hate each other
Make sure they can't play
There was Steve Jones
Eighteen years of age
A brilliant cat burglar
I nominated him guitarist
Ah, there was another fellow called "Cook"
Seventeen years of age
A phenomonal acrobat
In _____ one condtion
Always on time he had to provide the bait
_____________________
_____________________
I took the opporutnity to ______
He threatened to defect me an idiot (???)
Pushed me aside
When I heard he was Irish
And Steve saw his green teeth
We called him....
Johnny Rotten
Then there was Sid
Sidney was an actual terrorist
Working in the clubs
He'd show up
And every gig
Ended up in uppredictable bloodiness
Bashing and jumping all about
He invented the pogo
I called them the Sex Pistols
With the line-up complete
We immediately set about
Put in our ______ to effect
To swindle our way....
To the top of the rock 'n roll industry
It was _________
That within two years
Was to bring us closer
By a million pounds
